i'd like to announce my candidacy for governor of massachusetts....
wait wrong announcement.i don't think i could ever run for governor. i'm not good at making decisions. i'm too indecisive, or i just don't care so i just say whatever.. anyhow onto the real announcement:
I'd like to officially announce my new postion as a Realtor in Massachusetts. yup.. want to buy or sell a house? or want to know how much your house is worth in today's market.. i'm the one who can help you. even if you live far away from me you can still help me make some money. give me an email or a call and tell me what you need. if you want an estimate i can do that, but if you want to buy or sell i can refer you to someone closer to you. in another state in massachusetts, whereever. that little phone call will usually get me 20% of that agents commission.. an easy way to make a few hundred bucks, and to make my life that much richer.. so please call or email me..i need some clients. i won't be too sad if you want to wiat a few weeks or a month or two, just don't forget about me and make me beg you for business again.
i'll be mailing out official announcement cards to the neighborhood.. and to a few other people as well..
and people who live on the hill in turner's should be expecting junk mail from me in the near future and every couple of months after that.. that's the main area where i'll be marketing myself. why not.
that is all
Hmmm... maybe a billboard or news paper ad too! I should've made you sell more school candy-bar drive stuff...
ReplyDeleteWish I could by something!
Best of luck!
The phrase "marketing myself" makes me think something else but I'll be good on your blog. LOL.
ReplyDeleteRealtors around here are always in the newspaper. Will we be seeing your smiling face in the classifieds now? I see Isaac in there all the freaking time. There isn't a day when I don't see him in there.
there should be a press release sometime soon in the paper. we don't get the paper anymore so i doubt i'll see it when it is. we just never had the time to read the stupid thing.
ReplyDeleteone of the guys in my office is friends with Isaac too. his name is Arthur.. he said he didn't really know you when i asked him.lol.. i find it funny that enenthough arthur is good friends with Isaac, he didn't go to his agency. i told him that you told me not to go there, and he laughed b/c he felt the same way. heh. we'll see about the ads. they cost money, and we don't have that much extra. it's bad enough i have to send out stupid mailings and pay my own postage for over 300 addresses.. load of crap if you ask me.
If you were running against Mitt Romney, you'd win on the cute factor... especially if you used the pigtail picture.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the marketing. That can be a tedious job, with little return sometimes. I do mail-outs all the time, and I usually feel like I've wasted more time than I should have.... but you have to get your name out there.
MB - Good luck. Ad's on billboards or buses tend to work pretty well. Good luck with the leads.
ReplyDeletePeace & Hugs,
- Neo